XZ322QU Ghosting and shifted pixels.

I've been having multiple issues with my new monitor. The first issue is that it has really bad ghosting problems, as shown by this picture of the https://www.testufo.com/ghosting#background=004040&separation=240&pps=1920&graphics=bbufo.png&pursuit=1.

Image: https://us.v-cdn.net/6029997/uploads/editor/fl/cqs9iuqbpy78.jpg

This monitor is advertised as 165hz, so this is pretty unacceptable performance. For reference, here's what my other monitor, a 144hz, looks like on that same test

Image: https://us.v-cdn.net/6029997/uploads/editor/fg/fclxwjobjiq5.jpg

while there is some blur, it's well within the acceptable range, and is not noticeable in games. The second issue I have here is the rightmost columns are misaligned, which makes media consumption not fun at all

Image: https://us.v-cdn.net/6029997/uploads/editor/cb/p4e8ksftdeib.jpg

Honestly, I'm pretty sure this can't be fixed, which means I have to send it in for warranty. I get that Covid means that it's closed for dropoff, but I'm in Chicago, and they want me to pay to send it to f*cking Texas. I'm looking at a minimum cost of like $70 here to ship this thing in for warranty, even though it's failed by no fault of my own, and is purely the manufacturers failure to QC their products.
any ideas?